My daughter went to a Mexican fast-food place and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for ‘minimal lettuce.’
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
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I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
‘Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?’
To which I replied, ‘If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?’
He smiled knowingly and nodded, ‘That’s why we ask.’
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The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it’s safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an ‘intellectually challenged’ co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, ‘What on earth are blind people doing driving?!’
She is a government employee…..
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When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,’ I announced to the technician, ‘it’s open!’
His reply was, ‘I know. I already did that side.’
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One-Pan Garlic Herb Chicken with Potatoes & Green Beans
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I knew I had to try this Amish recipe as soon as I saw it. It was scrumptious and lived up to the hype!
The image that baffled psychologists and neurologists. Those who see the two women have a genius-level IQ.
Why shouldn’t ice cubes be stored in the freezer for a long time?
Don’t Make This Mistake Before Starting the Washing Machine: This Will Double Your Bill
Try this delicious dish – it’s guaranteed to be gone in 7 seconds
NO MORE ANTS AROUND THE HOUSE, WITH THE SUGAR METHOD THEY WILL DISAPPEAR IMMEDIATELY
