A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin.
All of a sudden, a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them.
“Hey! Show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary and says,
“I don’t think they know who we are. Show them your cross!”
Sister Mary rolls down the window and shouts,
“Piss off ya’ fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!”
Sister Mary then rolls up her window, looks over at Mother Superior quite innocently and asks,
“Did that sound cross enough?”
A meal for the whole family! – “Sheriff” noodles to fill you up
“You’re too old to dress like a 20-year-old,” an online user stated about Cher’s revealing outfits in her 70s.
This girl has not cut her hair for 20 years and has got a huge hair, over 8ft long! It’s amazing how much shampoo she consumes when she washes her hair
Quick and Flavorful Chicken with Broccoli and Carrot Stir Fry Recipe
ONE PAN SHRIMP FETTUCCINE ALFREDO
Sally Field is now 77 – try not to smile when you see her today
