And apparently, America agreed. Within minutes of the visit, images of Trump flipping burgers and handing out fries at the drive-thru went viral on social media, and the McDonald’s stock ticker exploded like a packet of ketchup stepped on in the parking lot.
Financial analysts have been left scrambling, desperately trying to explain how a single presidential fry-cook stunt could send the company’s value soaring by 200%. “This is unprecedented,” said one bewildered stock market analyst. “We’re used to seeing small gains from celebrity appearances, but this is on a whole different level. It’s as if Trump deep-fried the entire stock market and turned it golden brown.”
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