Others have gone beyond social media grumbling, organizing what they’re calling “Fuel Fairness” rallies to protest the perceived disparity. A protest in San Francisco drew dozens of electric car owners holding signs that read, “Equality at the Pump!” and “Green Energy, Red Prices!”
As the excitement over cheap gas grows in red states, experts are wary of declaring this the new normal. “Fuel markets are inherently volatile,” cautioned Dr. Randall. “It’s possible that these prices could spike again as quickly as they dropped. But for now, it appears that drivers in red states are enjoying a rare—and puzzling—break.”
For the time being, however, drivers in red states seem determined to make the most of their good fortune. “This is the kind of change we voted for,” said Mike, the Texas truck driver. “If gas prices are this good now, imagine what else is coming. This is just the beginning!”
As lines at gas stations continue to stretch down the block, one thing is clear: red-state drivers are revved up, ready to roll, and bracing themselves for the next chapter in what many are already calling “The Trump Fuel Era.”
NOTE: This is SATIRE, It’s Not True.
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