The duo’s choice to focus solely on red states is already setting the stage for one of the year’s most talked-about tours, and if early ticket sales are any indication, they’re about to pack arenas across conservative America.
“We’re back,” Kid Rock said with a grin in the tour’s announcement video. “And we’re just getting started.” For their fans, that’s music to their ears. For their critics, it’s another dose of the unapologetic patriotism that has made both stars famous.
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